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1. A man was drinking and chatting with his friend outside his house; all of a sudden he paused and
called out his son because he wanted to test how foolish his son was, so he said, "Mark! Go to my office and check if
I am around." And quickly Mark ran to his father's office nearby. Few minutes later he came back and said, "Daddy!
I met someone in your office and he said you are not around, but... I think he is lying."
2. Two good friends got drunk in a party and while they were walking home staggering one saw the
moon and said, "Smith, Look at that star!" Smith laughed and said, "Are you drunk? That's a sun." Then
arose a strong argument which was about to result to a fight, instantly they saw a passerby who was as dead drunk as themselves.
"Excuse me sir, please come and help us out. Is this a sun or a star?" said Smith. The helper staggered to the left
and said, "If you look it through this side it is a sun," he staggered to the right and said, "through this
side it is a star," then he balanced himself very well at the middle and said, "but if you look at it from this
point it is moon, so it is a sunmoonstar!" After staring at it through the angles, Smith and co agreed that he was right.
3. There was a boy who had a big head and his classmates make fun of him by calling him 'head world'
instead of 'Edward'. So one day he cried to his father whose head was twice bigger and complained about his nickname. Instead
of his father to calm him, he yelled saying, "They are calling you headworld and you are not happy, when I was in school
do you know what they call me? Hammer head of horror!"
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